Things I Wish I’d Done First

Have you ever seen something so incredible you wished you were the one who thought it up?  Due to the unfortunate amount of time I spend haunting the hallways of cyberspace, I run into stuff like this all the time.
The latest?  Man, that sign isn’t kidding.. Those are some AGGRESSIVE pigeons..

LOLCat Friday

It’s time, once again, for everyone’s favorite weekly regurgitation of played out internet memes.  That’s right folks, it’s LOLCat Friday!
Unfortunately this week’s sampling of LOLCats was a little sub par, so I’ve pulled out a few of my own contributions to icanhascheezburger to supplement the only good LOLCat I was able to find.
Hey man, it’s [...]

The Goddamn Batman

I’m not sure if this is real or not, but if it is I suddenly have that familiar tingle running down my spine.

Ashkenaz Festival ‘08 Toronto

This evening I will be attending the Ashkenaz Festival at Harbour Front Centre in Toronto. Some of you may be wondering what a Canadian of Irish/Italian descent would be doing at a Yiddish cultural event. For those of you who haven’t heard my rants and raves about SoCalled, I’d highly suggest checking out [...]

Thursday FYI

It’s been an absolute clusterfuck of a day so far.  I’ll try to get something entertaining up a little later on, but morning updates are temporarily reshceduled.

African Lion > 42 Cambodian Midgets

There is not a thing I can say that would make this article any funnier than it already is.
I will however add the following:

International Space Station – HAXXORED

As of this morning NASA has provided confirmation of a viral outbreak within the computer systems of the International Space Station (ISS).  The virus in question (which is actually a worm, and not a virus) is known as Gammima.AG and has been farting around the Internet stealing people’s MMORPG account info since last year.  Three [...]

Red 5 Standing By

Things like THIS are the reason I love the internet.
UPDATE:  A few more home-brewed additions:

Revenge is a dish best served cold. And at 3:30pm.

The elderly are probably our single greatest comedic natural resource.  Check the image after the break.

Wednesday WTF

Entirely too tired for coherent thought.  Please accept this humble offering of video in place of wit.