About the Asshole

Michael Finley has been training in the deadly arts of sarcasm since 1980.  Raised by Shaolin Assholes in a secluded mountain temple, Michael’s training progressed so well he soon surpassed the abilities of his teachers and returned to the world at large to spread his message of peace, happiness, and just one last shot of Jagermeister.

Michael’s interests include (but are not limited to) history, electronics, horiffically played-out Internet memes, arson, sarcasm, and heated political discourse on first dates.  He also likes cats.

Michael is (in no particular order) currently living in Toronto, an avid intellectual, electronically saavy, a lover, a fighter, an ex-martial artist, ironic, sarcastic, a breaker of boards, slayer of noobs, and frequently disappointed in his fellow man.

The man, the myth, the legend.