Ashkenaz Festival ‘08 Toronto

This evening I will be attending the Ashkenaz Festival at Harbour Front Centre in Toronto. Some of you may be wondering what a Canadian of Irish/Italian descent would be doing at a Yiddish cultural event. For those of you who haven’t heard my rants and raves about SoCalled, I’d highly suggest checking out [...]

Text Messages Do NOT Convey Sarcasm

It turns out when you send someone a text message sarcastically asking them to thank someone for a proverbial 30 pieces of silver that you CANNOT safely assume they will realize it is a joke and not immediately relay the message.
Oi, Fuck, etc

The Last Honest Human Being

I typed this in the cab on the way home after Buskerfest Sunday morning..
To the guy who watched me unknowingly drop my 16GB 3G iPhone at Buskerfest and chased me down yelling to give it back, I salute you sir, and the drinks are on me should we ever meet again.
Please accept the most sincere [...]

Awesome Incorporated

In an effort to flesh out the old blogasaurus, I’m posting some stuff from my Facebook page. Some of you may have read this before, but I figured I’d share it anyway.
It’s my last night of on-call and I feel like shit. I’ve been battling a stomach flu for almost three days, so we’ll discard [...]

The Assman Bloggeth

I’ve been toying with the idea of starting a blog to chronicle my various adventures through the streets of Toronto for a while now. Thankfully today was a painfully slow day at work, finally giving me a small slice of time to dedicate towards my own staggering vanity.
This is my first time playing around [...]